Funny Love Sayings

I came across  lovequote.com when web surfing recently and and I was immediately hooked. There is a large number of interesting funny sayings dealing with the different aspects of relationships. And the quotations come from numerous places such as books, movies, poets, songs ,and famous authors. Quotes are hand picked and you will find yourself passionately agreeing or disagreeing with many .

Here are some interesting selections that I really liked:

You know, I have this awful paranoid thought That feminism was mostly invented by men So that they could like, Fool around a little more (From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE)

FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.  (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. A man of 35 thinks of Dating children.  (MURPHY’S LAWS OF SEX)

If you want him to fall head over heels, Give him something to trip over! (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)

Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right. (WOODY ALLEN )

A man can be happy with any woman As long as he doesn’t love her (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman! (MARGARET THATCHER )

Human conception typically involves a chaotic dash by tens of millions of sperm seeking a path to a single egg. Some researchers believe that so many sperm are required because not one of them will stop to ask for directions! (MURPHY’S LAWS OF SEX)

Women will never be equal to men Until they can walk down the street bald And still think they are beautiful! (MURPHY’S LAWS OF SEX)

When the lights are out, All women are beautiful.  (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country! (ELAYNE BOOSLER )

To be in love is merely to be In a state of perpetual anesthesia: To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess (H.L. MENCKEN )

I’d marry again if I found a man Who had 15 million dollars And would sign over half of it to me Before the marriage and… Guarantees he’d be dead within a year!  (BETTE DAVIS )

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